The AF WKLY Newsletter
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Archive
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You used to call me on my - Oct 23, 2015
Bracing for impact - Oct 16, 2015
Up in the air - October 9, 2015
Pope floats - September 25, 2015
[sound of a blender whirring] - Sept 18, 2015
Don't tell me to smile - Sept 11, 2015
Happy Belated B'Day! - Sept 6, 2015
Party on, Wayne - Aug 28, 2015
You're so well-preserved - Aug 21, 2015
Slow your troll - Aug 14, 2015
I love you, man - Aug 7, 2015
Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space - July 31, 2015
Yes, it's about you - July 24, 2015
Summer sass - July 17, 2015
Sorry, but I've got a few questions - July 10, 2015
A day early and a dollar short - July 2, 2015
Oh happy gay! - June 26, 2015
What's going on - June 19, 2015
More than a woman - June 12, 2015
Let's get wild - June 5, 2015
Personal geography - May 29, 2015
You got me feelin' emoji - May 22, 2015
She's a smoothie operator - May 15, 2015
Tough mothers - May 8, 2015
You're never too old - May 1, 2015
All the not-quite-single ladies - Apr 24, 2015
Baby, I got your money - Apr 17, 2015
Yaaasss. No, totally - Apr 10, 2015
Rude boycott - Apr 3, 2015
Better late than never - Mar 27, 2015
You're so cold - Mar 20, 2015
Out of the closet - Mar 13, 2015
Bad b!tches only - Mar 6, 2015
Raising eyebrows and twirling mustaches - Feb 27, 2015
Leggings are for overachievers - Feb 20, 2015
Feeling myself - Feb 13, 2015
Kill yr idols - Feb 6, 2015
Smells like teen spirit - Jan 30, 2015
An indecent proposal - Jan 23, 2015
Not to be That Guy, but... - Jan 16, 2015
We could be sheroes - Jan 9, 2015
Low-resolution new year - Jan 2, 2015
2k14 Year-End Extravaganza - Dec 26, 2014
I'm eating junk and watching rubbish - Dec 19, 2014
Schwing! - Dec 12, 2014
Total randomness - Dec 5, 2014
How the sausage gets made - Nov 28, 2014
Things strangers say to me - Nov 21, 2014
Talkin' bout the bad girls - Nov 14, 2014
Midterminal velocity - Nov 7, 2014
Super last-minute costume ideas - Oct 31, 2014
Tell me what you really think - Oct 24, 2014
The babe with the power - Oct 17, 2014
You're simply irresistible - Oct 10, 2014
Yes, yes, yes, YES! - Oct 3, 2014
You should know better - Sept 26, 2014
Just another lady without a baby - Sept 19, 2014
The brozone layer - Sept 12, 2014
Let's be objective here - Sept 5
You make loving fun - Aug 29
When you're 21, you're no fun - Aug 15
We'll get through this together - Aug 8
I'm your biggest fan - Aug 1
Got those Kim K skills - July 25
Get on my level - July 18
I'll have what she's having - July 11
Happiness is a warm glue gun - June 27
What's the emoji for "ladyswagger"? - June 20, 2014
My cups runneth over - June 13, 2014
Pour some Sugar on me - June 6, 2014
Internet cardio - May 30, 2014
Call your girlfriend - May 23, 2014
Push it real good - May 16, 2014
A safe space for F-bombs - May 9, 2014
Lint-rollin' a Cosby sweater - May 2, 2014
I've made a huge mistake - Apr 25, 2014
Let it go, let it go! - Apr 18, 2014
Going the distance - Apr 11, 2014
Bromantically inclined - Apr 7, 2014
Appetite for disruption - Mar 28, 2014
I can't fight this tweeting anymore - Mar 21, 2014
You don't even have to like me - Mar 14, 2014
You've got that 'it' factor - Mar 7, 2014
This is normcore - Feb 28, 2014
Is it sexist that I'm turned on right now? - Feb 21, 2014
Let's get monogamous - Feb 14, 2014
Creepers gonna creep - Feb 7, 2014
A hairy situation - Jan 31, 2014
No boys allowed - Jan 24, 2014
You like me! You really like me! - Jan 10, 2014
Hangover helper - Jan 3, 2014
Best Things of 2013 - Dec 27, 2013
Mulling over your 20s - Dec 20, 2013
Stand tall and get that cash - Dec 13, 2013
I'm a little gay. You're a little gay. - Dec 6, 2013
Food coma - Nov 29, 2013
Family drama - Nov 22, 2013
Beam me up - Nov 15, 2013
No pants, no pills, no problem - Nov 8, 2013
Wild sides and secret lairs - Nov 1, 2013
Be my BFF? - Oct 25, 2013
Flip it and reverse it - Oct 18, 2013
To the left, to the left - Oct 11, 2013
Pink in the face - Oct 4, 2013
Popularity contest - Sept 27, 2013
Man up - Sept 20, 2013
Don't faze me, bro - Sept 13, 2013
Pulling out and linking in - Sept 6, 2013
Playing it cool - Aug 30, 2013
The fempire strikes back - Aug 23, 2013
Booking it across the globe - Aug 16, 2013
I choose my choice! - Aug 9, 2013
Catch-22s and 420 revelations - Jul 26, 2013
Blergh lines - Jul 12, 2013
Declaration of independence - Jul 5, 2013
Don't mess with Texas women - June 28, 2013
Animal instincts - June 21, 2013
Sex panic! - June 13, 2013
I don't shine if you don't shine - May 31, 2013
Sexy congresswoman secrets! - May 24, 2013
When I dip, you dip, we dip - May 17, 2013
There's nowhere I'd rather be - May 10, 2013
Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang - May 3, 2013
Power ladies in breakup season - Apr 26, 2013
Let's get vulnerable, y'all - Apr 19, 2013
Work hard, nap hard - Apr 12, 2013
You better werk! - Apr 5, 2013
Poppin' bottles for made-up milestones - Mar 29, 2013
No woman is a desert - Mar 22, 2013
Let's do this thing - Mar 15, 2013