Acceptable Catcalls

- “I’d like to take that Essie polish behind the middle school and get it pregnant.”
- “Smile, honey, that leather tote is so now!”
- “Whatchu doin’ later? I’ve got a really good novel you should borrow.” 
- “Girl, those wedges are so fly yet practical.”
- “Oooh baby I love your way.” [SAID BY THE SAME CATCALLER EVERY DAY.]
- “Hey gorgeous, I won’t tell a soul that that shirt is from H&M four seasons ago. Let those suckers believe it’s vintage.”
- “Charlotte Gainsbourg called. She wants her effortless sense of style back.”
- “I love your color story today.”
- [WHISTLES “SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY.”]
- “Free ice cream and AAA batteries.”
- “Baberaham Lincoln, vampire hunter!!”